Posted in Funny Stuff on Mar 6th, 2009 No Comments »
So while riding down Kansas expressway, on our way back from buffalo wild wings. Where we had been visiting with our friends Lena and Anastasia and Belinda. Cody began asking about tombs. We discussed tombs and why they are necessary. Explaining that places that have sand or flood a lot use them to keep the bodies in the ground. Cody wanted to know if Jay had ever been in a tomb. “Nope, tombs are for dead people - not alive people” then added “I don’t want to be in a tomb. It’s a waste of space-no tree’s can be planted no deer can roam. I want to be cremated.” The short silence gave way to Cody bursting out with “what’s cremated mean?” Without hesitation Jay explained that it means once you die, you are burned up and turned into ashes. Instantly Cody professed he wanted to KEEP his ashes! Intrigued Jay asked WHERE he wanted to keep his ashes at. A PICKLE JAR he said. He was going to pour out the juice and put in his ashes so he could keep him forever. Of course Jay wanted to know where he planned on keeping these ashes. Almost on cue Cody said “In my room!” This was getting interesting, so Jay asked if he planned on talking to the jar.”NO, you would be ashes” as if to say duh daddy. Emily piped in “I AM going to talk to the jar and say I love you, I love you, I love you!” Jay wanted to know if he planned on mixing mommas ashes with daddys. “Nope” he said “I’ll just keep the jars side by side” in a proud voice. “I’ll paste a paper with your names on them so I know who is who.” He then claimed he wanted to take those ashes everywhere. Then the final question - Jay wanted to know if he could dump his ashes in the ocean. Cody paused a moment and said “No, your ashes would be to small and the fish wouldnt recognize you!”
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Posted in Funny Stuff, Life on Sep 17th, 2008 2 Comments »
OK…time for my midlife crisis…I’m having a panic attack just thinking about it!
It’s official…I have left my 20’s and am now considered “early 30’s” *ack* OMG! What am I gonna do now?
Great it just occurred to me that I can no longer check “25 to 29″ I have to choose “30-35″ on surveys - Oh the horror!
OK OK OK…I know…Breathe..yeah o.k. I feel better. Well not really but…life goes on.
Cody…my loving son asked me tonight, during dinner mind you…”So when are you turning to dust?” *lmao*
Leave it to my son to remind me I’m going to die and turn to dust…on my birthday ;)
Kids are awesome!
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Posted in Funny Stuff, Kids on Jul 15th, 2008 No Comments »
The conversation…
Cody: I made up this game and I gathered up all the balls
Emily: But I want 5!
Cody: No - that’s more than me - we both get 4.
Emily: I don’t want 4 I want 5!
Cody: There is only 8 - so we each get 4! Why should YOU get 5 and then I only get 3?
Emily: Because I want 5…and I’m a GIRL!
Cody: Well you can have 5 this time but next time I get 5 and you get 3
Emily: No I always want 5
Cody: *uuggg* FINE! Just play already…
*lmao* poor Cody *LOL*
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Posted in Funny Stuff, Kids on Jul 15th, 2008 No Comments »
an Oscar Mayer weiner…that is what I really like to be-e-e and if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner…everyone would be in love with me!
Hahaha We found the Oscar Mayer Weeny mobile @ Walmart *LOL* So we pulled in and had Cody get a picture. Miss Emily was asleep and we all know the number one rule - NEVER wake a sleeping toddler ;) Cody wouldn’t sing the song but he did get his picture taken and was given a weeny mobile whistle.
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Posted in Funny Stuff on Jul 10th, 2008 1 Comment »
OK I know I need to update this badly - and I will this weekend I PROMISE! In the meantime I wanted to share a warning with ya’ll. While at Lowes tonight - I saw this pretty water fountain thing. It had some neat-o colored LED’s and a ultrasonic fogging system. I wanted to see how big the light dealy thing was (to see if it would work in our pond) and stuck my hand in the water…now I was FINE until I hit the bottom - a metal plate. Let’s just say I felt like screaming out loud from PAIN but instead I jerked my hand out and let out a “OMFG - Ouch!” Around the 2nd “Son of …” *lmao* I hear Jay “You didn’t just stick your hand in there did you?” Uhh yeah…ya know I did. So then he explains that the fogger thingy that turns water to mist has turned the blood in my fingers to mist - causing pain…freaking fabulous! I don’t know if he is right or not - nor do I care but they really should have some sort of warning around those damn things. It hurts like a mother f…and it lasts a good while. Once the pain goes away it’s a numbing sensation and it finally does go away in about an hour or two. You’ve been warned…never touch the metal plate in the fogger thingy!
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The funniest things sometimes. Emily has been quite the chatterbox lately. Ok so to be honest she never stops talking *LOL* but sometimes she has the funniest off the wall things/words. So I thought I would share a funny one with you. She calls Kiwi’s (yeah the fruit) “Kiwi Pickles” no matter how many times you correct her, she will call them kiwi pickles *LOL* and anything that is referring to time, money, or a number is “a million ba-zillion” *L* Cody has his moments as well. Now to anyone who knows me - you KNOW I am not the cook. I actually started a fire in the kitchen in Houston trying to boil water…so needless to say I don’t cook. I decided a few days ago that since we had so many eggs I would make us breakfast burritos. So there I was cooking in the kitchen for all of 15 minutes *L* and they looked good - I was proud *LOL* I gave Emily hers and she dug right in but when I gave Cody his he got mad. He wanted to know why I left him alone. For the life of me I could not figure out what he was talking about until he added “so how did you go to Sonic and back so fast?” *lmao* he never would believe that I made them *hahaha* Oh I almost forgot - the kids needed new crocs so we went to bass pro and found something better - Polliwalks. They are just like crocs except they are shaped like an animal and leave animal tracks when they walk. Cody picked out the green alligators and Emily wanted the yellow ducks. They are adorable!
(Life) Well pretty much same ‘ole really. The kids have been sleeping in until 9am *L* better than 7 I guess but I remember sleeping until noon as a kid ;) Jay and I and a few friends went garage saling last weekend and found some fun stuff. I got Cody some mario cookie cutters and I picked up an i-quest w/4 games for a dollar. Jay found a craftsman push mower that he loves and we got a great deal on it. So I’m thinking we might have to do that again!
(Farm) Well we added a box turtle to the bunch - although he does live outside in the flower boxes. We added 6 baby ducks that were born on 5/30 and acquired in Fordland. Yesterday I candled the duck eggs in the inky and none were fertile so I don’t know what the deal is there. Each of the female ducks have started new clutches and so I’ll let them do their thing and hope for the best. Next week I’m expecting 2 sets of rabbit kits. The pigeons have laid another set of eggs and have been sitting on them since 6/9.
(Garden) Growing good - nothing to harvest yet but getting close. There are a few tomatoes that have started and I saw 3 peppers on the pepper plant. The cucumbers have taken over that entire side and I have about 10+ that have started growing and should be ready in a few days.
(Movies) Well we bought the Tremors pack and Cody loves those movies. We have also been watching Indiana Jones and he really gets into them. Emily can care less about either one of those *LOL* I watched P.S I love you and cried throughout. I LOVE that movie :) It’s a total chick flick! *hahaha*
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Posted in Funny Stuff on May 15th, 2008 1 Comment »
OK sometimes I check to see how people find my site…Some are pretty darn funny. So I decided to start a running list of all the funny searches…I’ll bump this post up whenever I add one :)
“my bladder is about to burst I really need to pee” <—-Latest Funny/Weird Search
“propane tank pig craft”
“farm eggs and strep throat”
“can you die from mice”
“nerds stink like tomatoes” from Canada
“i can type so slow the birds die before i am through” From Portland, OR
“is it alright to pray to win a sweepstakes”
“a farm being attacked by birds”
“hit birds with cucumber” from Tartumaa
“nerd christmas tree” from Texas
“fugly birds” from Ohio
“picture of pig that won 3rd prize” from New Jersey
“unique christmas decorations for nerds” from Canada
“I love a ups man” from Pennsylvania
“paperclip animals” from Flordia
“crafty nerds hate them” from California
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Posted in Funny Stuff on May 7th, 2008 No Comments »
HAHAHA a checker at the local grocery store made a slight mess up while ringing up a watermelon *lmao* I about had a heart attack at the total..but it was quickly resolved :)
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2 weeks…I’m just now getting over this crap I have. I’ve got a lingering cough and I’ve shared that cough with the Peanut, Cody, Jay and Momma :/ Everyone seems to be on the upswing so *hopefully* this sick streak will end soon. I still can’t hear all that well on my right side(insane ear infection) but I’ve done my 3rd round of antibiotics to fix it - and now another wait game I guess. Maybe my sign language class was a foreshadow *L* I hope not! Anyway, I know I’ve promised the movie update - I’m still working on it *L* We’ve actually watched a lot more that I thought.
Let’s see…in the last 2 weeks…
(Jenn’s College) I have missed a lot of class - which sucks because that put me behind in my sign language class and I really enjoy that class. I got my biology test back - 35 out of 60 - can you say “THAT SUCKS” with me? Gosh, it might have been better if I had known what to study and wasn’t sick. Ugg so that bites - but I passed my ASL test with flying colors!
(Cody) His birthday is almost here - it’s this Thurs. He’s so excited to be turning the big 6 *L* He’s been getting all of his spelling words correct so he’s getting some kind of ice cream sundae thing at school which he is stoked about.
(Emily) She has been cracking me up lately. OH the things kids will say sometimes. Tonight she asked me for some tea. I told her “in a little while” and she let out a awwwoohhh moan and said “oh no, in a little while means NO” *lmao* I guess she has figured me out ;) A few days ago her and daddy were having a fun argument about who stinks. Jay was telling her she smelled like stinky old cheese and she was hollar’n no she didn’t stink at all. After about 5 or 6 “you stink like” my Miss Princess Emily blurted out “you stink like asshole” yeah isn’t that fabulous? Not entirely sure she has ever heard that word quite put like that before but she knew when to use it :/ I just love the things kids say…
(Farm) The pigeon eggs have hatched and seem to be doing well. The quail have started laying eggs. The damn rabbit never had any babies (talk about pissing me off!) and everyone else is doing fine. Next weekend I hope to be getting the garden in order and ready for plants. We should be putting quail eggs in the inky within the next month and we’ll have the webcam on them and WHENEVER the darn wabbit decided to have babies I’ll stick the other webcam out there so you can watch the bunnies.
(Jay) Finally took his motorcycle class. He ended up in the local paper. The headline above his quotes read ”
Missouri’s death rate among highest in U.S.” Yeah I was so proud *LOL*He really likes his bike and it is really a money saver as far as gas goes. I’m still not a huge fan but it makes him happy and we’re saving some money so for now…I’m not complaining ;)
I’m going to try and get back into my routine and update more often - summer is a come’n and we should have lots to update on the farm ;)
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Posted in Funny Stuff on Feb 5th, 2008 1 Comment »
Alright so I know this video has been shown one million times but I think it is the funniest thing. I so want to do this someday *lmao*
Here’s the supposed lyrics…
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don’t be frontin’ son no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this hizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don’t forget the fries.
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